I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
she’s just picturing porn in her head
@HillaryScottLA: Our sweet girl is 1 today! She woke up singing to herself this morning…her own happy birthday song! Ha! Life has NEVER been more fun!
The ’50s were fucked up man.
*tries this at next house party*
Happy Birthday Eisele Kaye!!!
So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU
350 shrek faces
No face left uncovered
Now we wait
MAN DOWN MAN DOWN
This is a thing of beauty
It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.
my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex